Well, it takes all sorts and when Mr Martin Dougal took delivery of his new craft last month, he was insistent that it was properly christened and given a naming ceremony.

We were a bit surprised when he requested ‘Kylie Marie’ to break a bottle of Champagne across the bows, bless her and <Julian Clary Mode On> ‘Everyone who rides in her’ Smile

So, with her future assured and looking simply divine in her short, black skirt, ‘Mushy’ was sent off for what promises to be an interesting future!